Sentences of the Month

1. "Gay people don't actually try to convert people. That's Jehovah's Witnesses you're thinking of." Bossypants, Tina Fey
2."When I arrived in jPod the next morning, I found that my keypad's keys had been rearranged in the following configuration:

1234D67890

QWFRTYUIP

A5SHOLEKJG

ZXCVBNM

 

3. "I shot my own future. In the stomach."

I hate jehovahs witnesses ive done that to someones keyboard and I shot my future in the stomach (not really)